by Grampa
THE Reverie of an old farmer at the 2007 LeSueur County, MN, tractor show:
CHRIST All mighty! I believe I could DO this, by God…! AND kick some ASS, too – and TAKE names! Wow! Listen to that old Case just HOWL…pocketa-Pocketa-Pocketa-POCK! Va-ROOM! Huff-varoom-huff-Varoom-chof, Chof, CHOF…! ‘Sir, this tractor is going to throw both stabilization stramuses [...]
Archive for April, 2008
“…Or No More Teletubbies On Tee Vee For THEM, By God!”
Posted in How We Live(d) Here (& There) on April 26, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Tractor-Pulling Farmer-Secrecy Revisited
Posted in How We Live(d) Here (& There) on April 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Best Of The Best?
Or Is THIS The Girl To Run?
July 28, 2007 by Bodwyn Wook, revised 25 April 2008
[THIS Piece in Bodwyn Wook in August, 2007, enjoyed a vogue among regular readers, as I am sure you shall see why for yourselves -- BW]
Letter From Minnesota:
‘Tractor-Pulling Contests & Farmer-Secrecy’
by Bodwyn Wook
THERE Is humiliation in having an american [...]
As Matters Stand Now: On Hillary and Haifa
Posted in As Matters Stand Now: on April 24, 2008 | 13 Comments »
by Emmett R Smith
Mrs New York Democrat Senator W J “Bill” Rodham-Clinton has said that she will declare a policy of immediate retaliation on Iran, if
The Meaning of Events
Posted in Muslim and Beyond -- as-Safara lil'Abru on April 19, 2008 | 7 Comments »
by Nejmi Mohammed
The fact is that my friend si‘ Smit’, er, Smeeth’s America and his “Old Atlantic West” ARE deeply
A Frequent Respondent to Bodwyn Wook
Posted in by Bodwyn Wook on April 19, 2008 | 3 Comments »
by Bodwyn Wook
THIS Is to introduce Ferret From Minot (and Moccasin Creek!), a frequent respondent to these pp & whose mathematical comments allude to vistas both alarming & poignant, and undoubtedly lurking & loitering in waiting for us all.
[Emmett R Smith all rights reserved 19 April 2008]
Lhasa…And Minot
Posted in History & History-Making on April 8, 2008 | 12 Comments »
by Emmett R Smith
Objectively, the chinese attempt to hang on to Tibet at all costs is historically and hence finally illegitmate, it is an infantile projection of the immature ”political” personality to cling on like finger-snot all over the place where one is not wanted in this way, and it is just the same — and exactly [...]
The Safari
Posted in Muslim and Beyond -- as-Safara lil'Abru on April 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
by Najeem Mahmood
A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful elderly beagle named Smackelfartz along for the company. One day the old beagle started chasing butterflies and before long, ”Smackers” discovered that he was lost. Wandering about, he noticed a cheetah
Lest We Forget
Posted in by Bodwyn Wook on April 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
by Bodwyn Wook
Here is a poem by Dorothy Parker, and submitted to our attention by regular reader of Bodwyn Wook, Mr Judson Andersen:
Frustration
If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;
Or if I had some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping [...]
As Matters Stand Now: The Party Inner Struggle With The NeoCon God-Damned
Posted in As Matters Stand Now: on April 1, 2008 | 5 Comments »
by Emmett R Smith
In Los Angeles The Damned (pace H L Mencken) on Wednesday, 26 March, as reported by Mr Michael D. Shear in the Washington Post, Mr Arizona Republican Senator John “Desert Rat” McCain before the World Affairs Council meeting there ventured to wax globally, about american foreign policy problems. His was a bold [...]
