by E R Smith
WE Note with pleased and, indeed, conceited satisfaction that we are garnering some new commentators to these pp.
YOU Are most welcome, and we should only wish you all to know that we do edit, not in the main for content, but simply for sake of clarity, spelling & cet.
THE One exception at this time, as to content, is that we do eliminate any occurrences we may detect, of the copulative expletive, the once-on-a-time so-called ‘great Australian adjective’.
ANYONE Can say & write this one, and most do — but then, it is our contention at Bodwyn Wook that most are also fools & doleful halfwits.
WE At Bodwyn Wook prefer to regard the over-use of the term mentioned above — please, do accept our apologies for all of this! — as having long-since reached the point of extinction & withdrawal from the pub(l)ic vocabulary:
IT Is “just plain low-class” as the dwindling intelligent among the Americans should say, and it most certainly does not suit OUR ‘snotty notions’ of the best form in any really accomplished, above all creative, display of the most-excellent in the best of enjoyably entertaining — bad language!
WITH Our sincere compts to you all, we do hope that you will enjoy Bodwyn Wook.
(Bodwyn Wook is a publication of Cosmopolis Press, Ltd & Elucidarian House — all rights reserved — Boniface Planet, Vega Sytem & London, Old Earth)
[Emmett R Smith all gaean-era rights reserved 9 August 2007]