by Bodwyn Wook, Retired Vice-Constable & CC, Interplanetary Filth-Abatement Desk
HIS Excellency, Unspiek, The Baron Bodissey has forwarded to us the following ‘link’. What is doleful about it is not as much the unwholesome content.
It is the regrettable fact that a broad mass of an unwashed and unregenerate populace — people positively meant by nature & ‘God’ to be on their scabby little knees in some fundamentalist wailing-temple or other — share now with their hypercredentiallised self-styled ‘betters’ an undue knowledge of heretofore-veiled preciosities. Whereas these images, now vulgar, are actually harmful to the weak-minded & the lower orders in general.
Sado-masochistic divertissement was formerly the private reserve of a handful of decadent aristocrats & certain artistes. Now it is all become substantially the common public phantasy, of the trailercourt-majority & an obsessed and mauve, compactionary, faction of disaffected senior USPS managers & other county and federal senior civil-servants.
I, Personally, doubt if the decayed Bushes of Old New England are, as of to-day & even in Texas, even particularly capable of any sustained sexual emotion let alone actual ‘performance’ themselves, of any vile acts.
This does not rule out a dim possibility that in camera they may enjoy leering vaguely over family dinners at out-of-focus pornographic videogrammes of people being roughhoused in the facility at Guantanamo Bay, but that would be about it I should say. Which, of course, is bad enough in itself….
BUT Even that last languid possibility is still just not as God-awful as the fact that we undermen & underwomen are now rotted enough in our collective character even to know what this foetid stuff is.
[Emmett R Smith all rights reserved 25 September 2007]