21 September 2007
Squawbunion County Ram & Terre de Bleu City Daily Clyster,
1313 Septicaemia Street,
TO The Editor:
THE Delightful photograph of Mr O J Simpson smirking in your pages like an old but fit chimpanzee, in the style of Mr G W Bush whilst being run in for stealing his own sports trophies, makes the point perfectly. Of course sports and what you Yanks call habitually “athaletics” are not a legitimate interest of any actual adults! But then again neither are made-for-Tee Vee ‘terror wars’. It all goes far to verify the gloomy truth of the islamic Sufi saying, something which our teen-agers know already only too perfectly well:
MOST Adults are not.
In The Hammerhead Road,
[Emmett R Smith all rights reserved 21 September 2007]