15 October 2007
Terre de Bleu Sump & Augur,
1313-1/2 South 2nd St,
Blue Clay City,
Dear Editor Schluckbebier, this is just a personal note, when I plunked for columnist Dionne it wasn’t to imply I’m some Big Liberal or something (“Hi! I’m a credentialed state-liberalist non-productive city ‘manager’…glad you met me!”), but Jesus Christ, these so-called “conservative” bucketheads you have in the Daily Blast there are mainly such goofs.
I guess it’s a “takes one to know one” sort of deal, but Suzanne Whatchamacallit IS an old prostate case AND Cal Thomas is an old woman, and this QUACK Krautpounder is no damn better.
Mainly these mugs have no actual meaningful regard for the Constitution and are up to their ears with Israel and Saudi Arabia a little too much, which does NOT make me “antisemitic” of course, just for mentioning it — but, really, ANY too-sticky foreign hookup is what Old Washington called the bunk, if we’ll all just settle down and remember our history a bit.
George Will is intelligent enough but morally is in about the same mess — these cruds are all IN EFFECT un-American, although obviously they don’t think so and probably wouldn’t have the guts to admit it if it was pointed out to them.
Because he respects success, of course, I expect Thomas Sowell is for the Zionists more than the Mahometans, too, but he IS smart as a whip and would be really good if you can get him — even those Heinies and Wienerwursts over in New Ulm (!) run his stuff, you know, a Negro for Heaven’s sake!
All the best there in town with the dope addicts & DFLers,
Former Farmer Judson Andersen & Regional South-Central Calisota & Greater Iowa Crank
[Emmett R Smith all rights reserved 15 October 2007]