by Emmett R Smith
FORMER President George H W Bush, in his own time a war hero, has given Mr Senator John McCain, another nuisance, the Bush family’s endorsement and thus the final kiss of death to the Arizonan’s presidential hopes. This on top of the support of The Two Perverts has simply settled Mr Senator McCain’s hash for good and for all. Hizzoner Rudy G, Baby, and The California Condom Full Of Walnuts are the coal mine canaries of the american rightwing, by their very presence signaling every time the dangerous presence of “liberal” republicanism and other pornographoic gases. Now, America’s actual conservatives (as well as the motley of religious cranks, NeoCon theorists and others of the american “ultra-right,” none of whom are legitmately or meaningfully conservative in any root or american and decent constitutional sense whatsoever) have no one for whom they may honestly vote in the Fall.
There is of course Mr Dr Congressman Ron Paul, but he is a constitutionalist and, alas, not an evangelical queer-basher, and he is further handicapped and lamed and crippled and bent double and God-damned, moreover, all of that taint nothing more than the miserable and stinking circumstance and detestable humiliation and shame, of being from Texas. One way or the other the good doctor simply will not do, and so now the real maniacs of the american right are as likely as not to just sulk, suck their thumbs and stay strictly away from the biesexual, multicultural and abortive November poll.
Well, “God damn THEM!” as Pastor Robertson would no doubt put it on his Tee Vee show….
In effect, now, were the poll to be done today, it would be Mrs Senator Bill Clinton tied up in court with Mr Senator John McCain.
Or else Mr Senator Barack Obama…by a long ear.
IN Other news, The Crawford Loudmouth has on bad and open-ended advice endorsed the Kosovo pullout in Yugoslavia. This is good news actually, certainly in the implications for various secessionists such as myself now contemplating advocacy of a possible withdrawal of the Upper Midwest from the (formerly!) United States — or, anyway, for sure kicking out those dreadful postmodern people in Texas and Southern California, O-U-T.
(The point of any such maneuver will be for the states leaving simply to assume a new national existence of their own — only once again under the terms of the United States Constitution.)
Meanwhile, The Kremlin Hedgehog, has been declaiming that EU and US recognition of Kosovo is “destabilizing.” How refreshing it is to hear, for once anyway, from a national leader who for once knows how little selfcontrol over his greed for grandstanding and power he actually has, when confronted by the rotten nonsense of the filthy ethnic nationalisms….
Our Cabbages have, by contrast, altogether taken a quieter line about the Cuban impressario’s announced soon-retirement:
On the one hand, all of these dreadful cubano and Nasty-Miami fascisiti and “their” Imelda Marcos-like cow women might well go back to Habana and their thumbscrew collections, but the odds are actually pretty good (!) that very soon now the land of the round doorknobs will be inundated by another rash of hispanicos, this time cuban ones all browsing opportunity and fat remittances. No wonder then that messrs Bush & The Rest Of The Globalizing God-Damn Fools & The Wyoming Hairpin & Fake Conservative have all been taking a go-slow approach, on the matter of eliminating cuban trade-sanctions…..
[Emmett R Smith all rights reserved 19 February 2008]