by Judson Andersen
You absolutely could not make up this kind of crap!
In 1990 the God-damn government grabbed the Mustang Ranch whorehouse in Nevada on account of tax evasion, and then by federal law to add insult to injury the dumb sonsofbitches tried to run it. By all means, why stop with theft! Of course they hauled off and ran it all right…right smack dab into the God-damn ground, and so naturally the business went all to Hell and then it closed. So now we are trusting the economy of the WHOLE shithouse to a pack of federal brain geniuses and educated fools, and a bunch of Christ Almighty cowbirds that couldn’t even manage to make any money by running a cathouse and selling booze in the first place?
[Emmett R Smith all transcription-rights reserved 22 November 2008]