by Emmett Smith
The following is an absolutely clear piece of contemporary history:
It is right on the money.
It should shut up for all time absolutely anyone who “thinks” that “more” government is “always,” or even usually, the answer to our problems.
For once and for all, get it through your fool heads! The crimes of these crappy made-for-Tee Vee “muslim” terrorists that have been cooked up by the power-hungry moral idiots of our failed and historically useless Baby Boom generation are nothing but the same old minor two-bit police problem they have been since the Civil War.
For going on a century and a half bombs have been going off every year in great western cities, labor union bombs, Irish and Mafia bombs, anarchist bombs, German and Jap bombs, and (damn near!) atom bombs. There is even some bonehead goof here in Faribault County, MN, would you believe legally an “adult,” who blew up a Porta Potty in Albert Lea, MN, a couple of years ago. It was to show off to his fellow middleschool dropouts. Of course I feel bad about the dead and their families (except that no one actually died in the Fundamentally Stupid Shithouse Explosion anyway.) Anybody except a Republican or Democrat would, without sniffing the rotten odor of “opportunity.” But truly grownup men and women would never ever dream of trying to turn sympathy into some sort of “crusade.” They would simply put in jail the eighteen-year-old males, emphatically not men, of all ages and genders who like to play with explosives and get on with life….
Not even murder in however large amounts is any excuse whatsoever for wrecking the Constitution of the United States.
[Emmett R Smith all rights reserved 16 February 2009]