Farmer Wook On Marital Life On The Farm
by Anglo-American Farmer Bodwyn Wook
(One of les blogeurs anglaises said he was giving it up until further notice, from which I inferred the domestic storm cone had been raised and so sent the following lines in a spirit of Red Green solidarity, brother toads under the harrow and all of that – BW)
‘In southern Minnesota the foregoing would translate approximately as: Mrs Farmer Wook has seized Mr Farmer Wook by his rather waxy hairy ear from out behind the PC monitor in the machine shed “office” full of young girls in various unislamic conditions and circumstances, and said “Insect!'”to him, and “OLD sonofabitch!” These findings both enunciated in a minatory voice like a gong, she is now having the old goat hunt potato bugs on hands and knees in the kitchen garden with a tweezers, whilst she correponds with her online bdsm girlfriends inVictoria in BC, about gyves and truncheons!
‘And so goes the life among libertarian sectaries in a far land….’
[Bodwyn Wook all rights reserved 18 May 2009]