Farmer Wook On Horseshit
by Anglo-American Farmer Bodwyn Wook
(Somebody in England mentioned in their blog that Alfred Krupp, the oldtime German “Cannon King” and death merchant had had a nineteenth century German man’s medical fetish, of being buried regularly to the neck in horse manure. The context was that senior cabinet flunkeys to English PM Gordon “God Damn YOU!” Brown’s NuLabourSameOLDShit “government” have been charging the government of England [“Britain,” or the “UK”] for the darnedest crooked personal expenses. So have the ordinary wheelhorse members of Parliament — of all parties! “Mother of patliaments…mother of ALL stealing!” It makes [for now] these dirty bastards in DC look positvely…saintly? — BW)
It is awfully good stuff for reviving senectuous asparagus beds, when mulched on in the Fall…as is ship sheet, er…to Hell with it, you know what I mean! I don’t recall anything in Pepys about anyone in Restoration times being ‘bent’ in the particular way you implicitly ascribe to the honourable gentleman. But, didn’t Wm Manchester aver that these Krupp scoundrels indeed had some long-ago English antecedents?
‘Rum, sodomy and the lash, and, now, manure bed’?
Nope, it doesn’t quite have that rolling cadence of little assault kayaks traversing the moat, I fear. “Just don’t amount to a handful of shit!” as they say here in southern Minnesota and Hither Ioway.
Not as literature anyhow….
[Bodwyn Wook all rights reserved 18 May 2009]