by Judson Andersen
“The historical fate of America will be that of all usurper peoples.” [CG Jung]
From time to time friends who are bellyaching these days about illegal immigration send me propaganda pictures of dirty-looking Hispanic characters lolling on drugs in sweaty dirty wifebeaters, playing with guns and rubbing themselves all over with handfuls of cocaine powder. Like in the picture above [deleted — ed], oh well, mostly anyway. It is supposed to show the real problem today with out-of-control immigration. Only I would say “Out-of-control God-damn government”. In every which way! This is a fact, and it is ironic in just the way Miss Flathers taught us about ironic in highschool English in Mankato seventy-five years ago! We are now being thrown in to the role of the Indians, only now it’s foreigners piling in on US! In a lot of cases, sure, they are financing their operations with drug-dealing. So as you powder and sniff your Viagra and statin drugs, you are supposed to worry about this too, now…”for the sake of our grandkids”….
What I see is that the 40-year-old war on drugs is a failure and that all that has happened is that all these “white” rattleheads not quite bad enough, or daring enough, to be outright hoodlums are now at least signed up as cops.
Meanwhile, today, we are trying to pull off this same failed stunt in Afghanistan.
Now we just plain may not like all of these fool Mexicans (they often look at us like a load of pasty-face turds, too!), but then most of the Indians just puked when they seen US.
What I see is that THE solution is to completely legalize drugs over-the-counter at the drugstore, slap a tax on ’em and undersell the gangs.
Now here’s why this God-damn “drug war” is BS:
No matter what the laws are, in every country about the same percent of people become addicts. It’s the way we ARE. Biology will trump “law and order” everytime, every time.
The thing of it is is that all of these johnny-come-lately cock knockers are often criminals, look at the wops [sic] and the yids [sic] and, Hell, the hunkies [sic] too. First-generation big city Italian and Jewish kids made great hoodlums. Then, they laundered the cash in Hollywood and Vegas, and today if you peep about it, YOU are a “antisemite”, have an old uncle hiding in the cellar who sure as Hell was a guard at Treblinka, and you probably speak Arabic and don’t even like pizza, or Sinatra…. In short, these folks years later are now completely respectable and they’re the ones dishing it out. That’s the way of the World.
Now us southern Minnesotans of Scandinavian descent probably didn’t even have anybody in with the Nazis in the first place. So in the second place we are just a bit too easily fooled by our oddball lutheran-type history. First off, in the third place, we were pruney farmers and not perverts & city people and, second, in the fourth place in the Progressive Era a lot of us, being pretty-well inhibited like I just said above in the first place, went in for this being “helping professionals”. This means first and last that while we may not move our bowels real well (or very often!) and even though we don’t have guns laying around all over the place like the spics [sic], and we mostly listen to Mr. Garrison Keillor, many of us today, three or five generations later, as “counselors” and “city managers” and “MSU professors” in our own crooked way ARE JUST AS DESTRUCTIVE TO LIBERTY & THE ECONOMY as a whole federal prison system full of corporate CEO’s and busted-flush Mexicans:
“Ya, shoor, ay’m yust ANUDDER Public Liberal, glad ewe met me…now, wot’s dis about ewe trying somteng or udder dot ewe WANT tew dew off of your own bat, out here in de country on ‘yer own property’? Dot’s wot ewe tenk, Mister, dot ‘yer own property’ stuff is against the law now. Ay know dis pisses ewe off, but Ay have a number here for a psychol’gist dere in Hang Town, he can help ewe reel gewd vid YER ‘anger problem’, ewe bet chew!”
Meantime, the official goal of the “terror war” in Afghanistan has now been twisted around by more of this same professional class of brain assholes, and un-producers & hogs & pricks, into a campaign to “eliminate” opium production…Jesus Christ….
This is plain stupid on the face of it and ANYBODY who puts up with ANY of this IS just a COMPLETE God-damn FOOL:
Now that your * (way!) overrated Baby Boom is starting to die out — thank the Christ! — in the slow-motion twenty-year holocaust ahead — the REAL one, there are something like SIXTY-million of you bastards! — THE single greatest need will be to boot Doctor in the ass AND out of the way, shove the gangster-monopoly pharmacy companies smack dab in the face and make opium and morphine available over-the-counter to people to buy & use for their own fool selves WHENEVER they God-damn want, above all in making their own deaths easier, if they (NOT the bureaucracy) choose.
This will furthermore make the Afghan drug- and war-lords respectable, it will make their economy boom to beat Hell for good & all, and the flood of blue jeans and iPods and the sort of professional training people get stuck with at places like Mankato State “University” [there is no Latin — ed] will completely ruin their kids’ characters…and THAT will be the end of all this made-for-Tee Vee “Islamic terrorism”.
Naturally, because of the lack of any God-damned historical thinking whatsoever in any quarter, and the fact that these credentialed moral zeroes & sonsofbitches all live in a crazed Timeless & Endless (that’s what they think!) Present Of Non-Moral Endless Subsidy, it ain’t going to happen — your ignorance of History does no harm at all, see…you are all by God doing such a SWELL job of repeating it all!
So, God damn you, as you powder and sniff your Viagra and statin drugs, for the sake of MY great-grandkids…well, nieces and nephews anyway **… just maybe you 1946-64 sonsofbitches should all settle down and try to die quietly when the time comes, have a little God-damn dignity just for once for Christ’s sake, and NOT keep on hanging around like a fart in church.
* — Mr Andersen was born in 1919 — ed
** — Mr Andersen has never wed — ed
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[6 June 2010]