by Judson Andersen
This is a crock of shit. Of course this General McChrystal sonofabitch is a God-damn fool. The dumb bastard is only fifty-five years old and so what in Hell can you expect, he does not have a brain in his head except for ish-biddly-otten-dotten and rah-rah-rah. In WW II we would have shoved him off out in some jungle somewhere where he COULD NOT be a pain in the ass to anybody except maybe the Japs. I have just been watching the history show about this Charlie Wilson God-damn screwball in Afghanistan. Boy, now there was a another crazy asshole. Your taxes at work, kitchy-koo you bastards. Wherever you find the government pissing it away, that is where ALL the hairpins are.
I just watched a show on tonight about this brain fiasco in Afghanistan where the God-damn Army put the soldiers in a God-damn RAVINE with a sign “kick me”. And those moslem dirty bastards did, too. Did it never occur to even one of these DC assholes that just maybe we should NOT be hanging our faces out over there where we do not know shit from Shinola and are not wanted? The stupid God-damn career thrill seekers are a load of thumbsuckers. “Terrorism” my ass, that is a crock of shit.
The only thing WE should be afraid of is an out-of-control government full of assholes and screwballs.
This terrorism fairy tale is just another line of shit to keep all the old ladies in line and kissing GOP-DFL ass. Anybody who is dumb enough to go along with it should be terrorized and get blown up by some of these foreign coons AND receive a good kick in the ass for being so God-damn dumb, too. You can not stop every crazy bastard running around loose, especially not these days, and it is a waste of money to try. This “keeping the American people safe” story is another God-damn lie like the one every year at the fair about shorthorns that milk. Fords [farm neighbours of Andersen’s — ed] have been pushing that story since before the baby Jesus was big enough to shit on a chip! What you do is you LET the stupid bastards all pile into the airliner if they absolutely all have their God-damn hearts set on it so God-damn bad, and then when the pricks blow the assholes all to kingdom come, well you trace down all their buddies and hang their asses high. That is what the cops are for. Anything else is “bathos”, like Ila Flathers told us in senior English at Mankato HS in 1937, and it is a crock of shit. And besides that, letting these shitasses have what they want, namely going around in airplanes and getting their fool selves blown straight to Hell, IS Democracy, who in Hell am I to argue and talk back about it?
(“Bathos” means some of you God-damn fools probably SHOULD take a bath for even listening to these big government bullshitters in the first place.)
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[27 June 2010]