MORE STUFF THAT…BUZZES!
by B “Pull UP Your Socks!” Wook
At a guess, THIS latest below-the-belt gag MAY just be better, better ANYWAY than those packs of lead fishing sinkers that “they” still (!) sell to us guys up here in Minnesota, to wear in heavier-and-heavier bags full of everyday, tied with baler twine to dangle from our limp pricks in order “to get BIGGER!”
Still, man or woman & IF I was to keel over somewhere out in pubic, errm…public, I expect I’d be pretty embarrassed then to have the ambulance crew find me festooned with ANY of this stuff.
It would, probably sort of anyway, just about trump having them see those oldtime “skid marks” in your underpants!
BUT, if you are female & wearing one of the gizmoes shown here for the ladies in order “to get TIGHTER!” when struck down & THEN you were to kind of hear one of the female EMTs, you know, buzzing cozily to herself sort of like a beehive in August as she bent to work on you, well, you’d just HAVE to know that…”sisterhood is powerful”?
Anyway, it IS the 4th of July, that time of the year when us postmodern Americanos all drool around sort of & celebrate being “free” of all restraint & everything & everybody…EXCEPT, you know…The Marketing Department!
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[4 July 2014]